Tom (my husband) is doing this one...

I have a guy friend that I don't see much any longer. One time we were all out at a strip club. It was the usually thing back when I was single. Boobs, beer, lap dances, etc.

Anyway, this friend who I will call Bill is flirting with one of the strippers. He gets her phone number. A few days later I see Bill and he tells me he has a date with Amber/Cindy/Michelle (that is her stripper name/phony name/real name). The next time I see him they are really dating. Bill stops coming around. I think it is because we have all seen his girlfriend totally naked. Some of us have even felt her boobs (not me of course).

Soon afterward, Bill and Amber/Cindy/Michelle are wed. Bill has not been heard from since. I don't blame him. I would rather cut off my arm than have my friends see my wife naked.

Anyway, I suspect that Amber/Cindy/Michelle wore platforms at the wedding because the last time I saw her she had them on.